Salty Hipster

It's a sex act. You've probably never heard of it.

I gave him a Salty Hipster. She loves the Salty Hipster.

by Robbo75 May 14, 2015

Hipster Milk

Something Hostis drinks

"Nothing like a big glass of Hipster Milk," Hostis said quietly to himself.

by aebso October 5, 2018

Co-op of Hipsters

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.

"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."

by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017

Hipster

Someone who claims to know a lot about music/art while having little to no interest and very very little understanding of it & the associated communities. Basically a fake ass fucker who acts like an elitist know-it-all but they have no really interest in it and use this fake interest to leverage their social standing (aka just to look better than everyone else).

Synonymous with poseur.

Patrick's such a hipster. He says he listens to Alcest but he doesn't even know what genre the band is.

by Alianora Cain August 25, 2019

Hipster

A person who hates everything mainstream, and liked everything before it was cool. Often famous for style on Tumblr. They often love Starbucks.

"Look at the way she's dressed! She's such a hipster. "

"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their coffee before it was cool"

by ShelBAE October 17, 2015

Hipster Lisp

A whiny tone, usually in regards to the exploitation of the proletariat.

Man, did you hear that hipster lisp in our Anthropology class?

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023

hipster

The enemy of the emo. The two groups generally hate each other. Emo people will generally try to drown hipsters in the mainstream, while hipsters will put the emos in a circle room so they have no corner to cry in.

"Ugh. It's a hipster." Says the emo girl.

"I listened to that band before I was cool." Replies the hipster girl.

*war begins*

by emotional emo June 2, 2015