hipster

You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒

A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.

by YaBoi4200 October 9, 2017

The Hipster Lie

When a hipster is called a hipster and they claim against it stating that they do not conform to the labels of the people claiming to be either above or completely separate from society.

Normal Person: Stupid hipster. Thinking you're so cool.

Hipster (telling The Hipster Lie): Whatever, I'm not a hipster, you just don't understand me, tool.

by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

Hipster Hitler

A good web comic about if Hitler was, obviously, a hipster. 10/10 IGN

It's not.
But here.

Boiii 1: Boiii have you seen the latest Hipster Hitler comic?
Boiii 2: Nah dude
Boiii 1: its lit. Go read it you piece of shit.
Boiii 2: K m8

by TotallyHandsome August 14, 2017

Hipster

Definitions are to mainstream

Dude, you are such a hipster!

by Foxybitch September 5, 2015

Hipster Haemorrhoid

Classic bikes that have been modified to look like cafe racers for use by hipsters to attempt making them look cool and manly.

The practice has now given true classic cafe racers a bad name by association.

Oh look, there is another hipster on a cafe racer, typical Hipster Haemorrhoid.

by Discgruntled Midget May 29, 2019

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023

hipster nut

When a hipster's clothes, hair, personality, or general appearance is so perfect it makes you want to nut...in a good way.

"Did you see that girl that just walked by? Her glasses just made me hipster nut!"

by Indiegrl69 July 11, 2017