J Tizzy Goat

The term J Tizzy Goat is someone who lacks particular social skills and comes off as quirky and displays aspects of autism. He/she has blond hair and likes to giggle and fiddle around. Some refer to this person as an absolute Derick.

J Tizzy Goat, why are rubbing chocolate on your belly button

by Freddie Nery August 27, 2023

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor November 24, 2015

Norwegian Goat Fucker

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.

Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.

by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 9, 2017

As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology July 26, 2016

totes my goates

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

by Joshy27 May 21, 2014

get her goat

code for getting it in

"Oh dude do you see her, i totally wanna get her goat!"
"yeah bro, not if i get her goat first."

by popitz97 November 18, 2013

choke a goat

smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.

When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.

by scrackbcrack January 12, 2010