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Fred Phelp'd 

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.
Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins
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Fred Crow 

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon
Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow
Fred Crow by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018

Freddo Friday 

A celebration in which Charlotte gives out the sacred freddo frogs to the well working students
Freddo Friday by Luigi3106 December 5, 2018

Freddy Bradbury 

A guy named Freddy Bradbury will capture you with his good looks and you will fall for him forever. His smile lights up anyone’s world and his laugh. He’s very funny and weird in a good way. He’s also very fit of course and has good style. He’s very popular and is a skater boy. He’s definitely boyfriend material but obviously i haven’t trialed that yet.
Girl 1: oh is that Freddy Bradbury?

Girl 2: yes omg he’s so fit i’ve literally liked him for a year
Freddy Bradbury by hifreddy June 19, 2020

Fred Jones 

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there

freddie goodwin 

Freddie is a young man part of the lgbtq+ movement and this might be to do with his homosexual past (and present.) He is part of the Bampton Bender squad and enjoys an occasional spliff while burning his favourite trampoline.
“What is that guy doing smoking weed, shagging camlin and burning up a trampoline?”

“He must be Freddie Goodwin!”
freddie goodwin by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Fredandgeorgesexual

A person who is deeply in love with the Weasley twins, known as Fred and George. (or Gred and Forge)
person: Hey whats your preference on significant others?
me: Oh i’m a Fredandgeorgesexual.
Fredandgeorgesexual by weasleyboys December 29, 2020