food camper

the really annoying act of when a person is eating food really slowly, which makes you want to grab the food and shove it up their ass. It can be also done with fluids as the person tends to take a sip of a drink and put it back in the fridge for the next day.

Guy: Hey Fred, wanna go to Mac's?

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....

Guy: Jesus Fred, stop being a food camper!

Fred: Nooom, nooom, nooom....*slap*

by GrapeMan May 2, 2012

chexican food

When you get so very lazy that you combine your leftover chinese food and Mexican food as one meal.

I was feeling lazy last night, so I just ate my chexican food.

by Cymriccat June 13, 2013

Snatch food

What you want when you’re craving vagina.

Let’s go get some snatch food at the club.

We went to the movies, then ate some snatch food.

by Kaiiak November 28, 2017

Food Thot

A guy or girl that is willing to fuck for food food thot

Can u get me some food bae I'll fuck u if u do. Bitch u a food thot . What's that mean nigga . Bitch it mean u only tryna fuck me so I'll get u some food . Food thot

by [e-mail] April 5, 2017

Food mountain

a mountain(s) of food left for a cat when traveling more than three days at a time.

Q:"Are you bringing Chuck to the cat hotel for the holidays while you travel?"

A:"Naw, I am only gone for two days max, so I plan on leaving him a couple of food mountains to hold him over."

by yamothersonion December 12, 2014

Food baby

When you ate so much that you appear to be pregnant.

Person One: Wow, I've eaten a lot of food.
Person Two: I know you have a food baby.
Person One: I know its giant.

by jessicaisabitch November 20, 2011

astronaut food

A person in a relationship who is being used for sex, friendship or comfort without receiving affection or love in return. Often, the non-astronaut food party is in an unhappy relationship.
The term refers to the packets of food astronauts use for nourishment without any taste or satisfaction.
The term comes from the book "You Don't Love Me Yet" by Jonathan Lethem.

She realized she was only his astronaut food, and didn't mean anything to him.

by xxxtine March 30, 2007