Crisp ass

A perfect ass.

Damn, I just wanna take a bite out of that crisp ass!

by A-mazz-ing February 3, 2017

Nose-ass

A dimple/line in the centre of your nose resembling an ass.

"Wow did you see Jessica's Nose-ass?!"

by shady.lady22 May 11, 2009

Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers

So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!

by Cjstaple February 4, 2019

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

cinnamon ass

condition of the ass caused by eating spicy foods resulting in farts that are hot

You ate some real spicy chili. Consequently your farts now burn your asshole. Now you have a case of cinnamon ass.

by mr94chevys10 November 21, 2010

ass fucked

Being extremely fucked, to the point where fucked is not a sufficient description of the circumstance.

Guy One: My girlfriend’s pregnant; I’m totally ass fucked.
Guy Two: If you had ass fucked you wouldn’t be in this problem

by RichardNixonRocks December 29, 2007