Monkey Breakfast

The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.

Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.

by Soycoo420 November 03, 2023

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Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.

I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!

by L777GMA June 22, 2021

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After Breakfast Drink Lemonade

A secret handshake phrase for ABDLs (Adult Babies & Diaper Lovers) that's catchy and easy to remember.

Coined in 2022.

"Hey, nice sticker!"
"Thanks"
"After Breakfast Drink Lemonade?"
"Omg yes!!!"

by Crinkly_Jane_Doe March 15, 2024

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Lunch for breakfast

The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.

John: What did you and Sally do this morning?

Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.

by Tdar69 September 12, 2017

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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017

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