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Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.
Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...
by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011
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Commercial Failure

A commercial failure is a group that does not reach expectations of success, especially a group who's fanbase is loud with little to no action behind them.

please note: if 'the shoes fit' the term commercial failure may or may not lead to you getting suspended and any platform of choice. i.e. twitter by triggered kpoppies.

origin: @jungianbts

fandom: BTS ARMY
'your faves are nothing but commercial failures'
'commercial failures who bundles and still couldn't reach ______, how embarrassing'

'i am an army but i dont we should call other groups "flop". calling other groups "flop" is so petty. we can honestly do better. so step up the game and call them "commercial failures" like they are.'
by Lanny12 February 27, 2020
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mode of failure

1. When talking about machines, the way it dies/becomes permanently unusable/gets bricked/gets broken.
2. Refers to the method by which anything/anyone with a fixed life span meets their doom.
1. An overclocked CPU's mode of failure is usually overheating.
1. If the blown engine's mode of failure is a cracked connecting rod, you should modify the connecting rod to make it stronger.
2. Instead of being stabbed with a spear, a common mode of failure for Presidents of the US who die in office is being shot with a firearm.
2. "In the 1st Millennium, a common mode of failure for Popes was martyrdom."
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Fail rapids

Fail rapids is a city in Michigan which is the epitome of what a failure is.
by johhny12322199 April 11, 2009
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failcasm

Speaker one: btw that was sarcasm
Speaker two: it's not sarcasm if you have to tell someone then it's failcasm
Speaker two: pwned
by M!d3v1 ^ n!757!k3 February 15, 2010
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Fail Band

Any band that tends to fail at multiple factors of being a band, i.e; music, promotion, name. A sad excuse for a band.
Burning Cold is the most epic fail band ever!
by lionheart23 February 8, 2010
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Fail banana

The little picture shown when Tr.im, the popular URL trimmer in regularly used by the more savvy members of the much-maligned Twitter, runs out of bandwidth and is therefore unable to redirect the trimmed link. Instead it shows a banana skin and apologises for the problem.

A more and more common problem as the amount of Twitter users increases.
by zekepliskin December 6, 2009
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