Truck Dragon

A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.

Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!

by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023

dragon balls

dragon balls refers to a guy with huge balls and a small penis, usual lands girls in bed but doesn’t last long.

Jade: Holy shit Craig had dragon balls
Meg: How long did he last?
Jade: 3 seconds

by chill ya beans April 10, 2021

The dragon's breath

The Dragon's breath

While sucking a penis, the person giving the oral pleasure will take a drag of a cigarette, hold it and blow it into the tip of the penis causing smoke to flow out; mimicking the visualization of a dragon's smoke.

- The dragon's breath my girlfriend gave me the other day was amazing

- My boyfriend made me give him something called "The dragon's breath", I broke up with him soon after that

by Teenage years June 19, 2018

noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour

Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes

by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017

Dragon Dime

Said by no one above the age of 7 no one has any idea what this means it is so random

person 1: DRAGON DIMEE!!! person 2: bro what??? kys what the fuck are u saying

by Lnadon July 31, 2022

The Gagging Dragon

The performance of fellatio on a male by a female meth-head who is missing her two front teeth. Properly performed, the female smokes a large hit of meth off of a meth pipe, places the man’s penis between her upper canines, exposing them like dragon fangs as the man’s penis fills the gap where her front teeth should be; the female then sticks out her tongue and performs deep-throat oral sex until she gags, while breathing meth smoke out of her nostrils the entire time.

Old Jimmy got caught driving his wrecked Jeep Grand Cherokee by a state trooper, with his cousin Tammy giving him the gagging dragon.

by Robocop1986 June 16, 2021

Blue Dragon

An underrated masterpiece of an RPG created by Mistwalker and released in December of 2006 exclusively to the Xbox 360. It follows the story of 3 kids, a yellow midget, and a half-naked merc chick going around their world to kill an old blue guy named Nene, who has been committing various acts of terrorism all across the planet for the past decade. Their journeys grant them the ability to use Shadows, and they use them to smash Megamind's great-great grandfather's face in, then they have to deal with his pet alien frog, named Deathroy, who reveals himself to be a literal weapon of mass destruction.

In 2007 they made a mediocre anime based around said game that many people are nostalgic about.

Person: Any good games I should play?
Person 2: There's this one about Goku trying to kill Megamind called Blue Dragon.
Person 1: *plays it for 2 hours* Aaaaannnnd this is my life now.

by The Fucking Mailman January 1, 2021