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Date Fart

When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1

Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there

Paul: Dang dude

Example 2

Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go

Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting

Martha: What’d ya do

Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow

Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
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Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.
I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.
by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021
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That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?

All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
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date

what an isabelle and ben usually do
have you seen isabelle and ben on a date?

yeah it’s very funny
by Uranerd April 5, 2021
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When 2 people like eachother just date do it do it now no balls u won’t
I like you let’s date” “okay
by Lickme April 16, 2021
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Date

A date is something you do with a boyfriend or girlfriend. It can be really fun to go on a date but it can also not be.

If it goes well, you could get a wife if it does not go well, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I would say just play with your friend and drink some beer and wine when you're at it. Or try to beg her to stay with you... you know what forget bout that, Dates slow you down in life so don't do them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This word is useless you should never use it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kaingus sky May 14, 2021
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Datelined

Missing and most likely murdered for profit or child custody. Possibly buried in the desert.
One of them gonna mess around and get datelined.
by DaddyShark June 6, 2021
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