Pretty Person's Disease

Being pretty enough to get through life unburdened by actual sympathy or empathy . Being pretty enough that others will do for you what you'd normally have to be responsible for.

Party Girl Parker Posey has Pretty Person's Disease But Learns Dewey Decimal

by Grampa70 June 21, 2023

Bonk disease

You die when you get bonked

lmao bonk disease lmao

by Bruvuvu November 1, 2020

Kawasaki's disease

An Eli Tomac fan says stuff like "Eli Tomac is the best because he rides the edge," doesn't admit that the style of riding is very bipolar.

Poor guy he has Kawasaki's disease, he couldn't accept Cooper Web's championship win.

by KtmMasterrace May 30, 2019

Disease

Disease meaning: a type of bacteria that is harmful and if not treated it may result in Death.

Hey I got a disease…
THEN GO AND GET THAT CHECKED UP!

by ALonelySprinkle February 9, 2022

Hagraven Disease

When that dude or chick has long crazy toes like a hagraven from Skyrim

Yeah dude we were all snuggled up watching a movie, I felt something scratching my legs, I look down and this chicks got hagraven disease.

by Glock(oma) January 1, 2021

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.

“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019