Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation

Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

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but i didnt want to

...something someone says to,just to send a message.

very used by former undertale youtuber speedrunners.

what's popping up guys and today we will speedrun undertale. ...but i didn't want to.

my friend did drugs today and he asks if i wanted some ...but i didnt want to.

gooo goo gaa gaaa milk milk gooo gooooo gaaaa

...but i didn't want to

by dannysunglasses January 11, 2022

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Marvel we didnt start the fire

Tony Stark, Iron Man, Nick Fury has a plan
Big shock, Pepper Potts, Arc Reactor Core
Asgard, ancient war, Loki, and his brother, Thor
Bruce Banner, radiation, transformation, *roar*
Coulson and Maria Hill, they're the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Clint Barton, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Russian spy
Captain Rogers, World War II; Bucky, Peggy, I love you
First Avenger, here we go, everyone assemble!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we're tryin' to fight it

Obadiah, Blonsky, Whiplash, Laufey
Red Skull, Hydra, Arnim Zola, Loki
Battle for humanity, Stones of Infinity:
Space, Time, Soul, Mind, Power, and Reality

War Machine, Falcon spin, Bucky Barnes is back again
Star-Lord, Gamora, too, Drax, Rocket, "I am Groot"
Vision, Mantis, Nebula, Ultron in Sokovia
Civil War, Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, and Spider-Man
Doctor Strange, Ragnarok, Henry, Janet, and the Wasp
Black Panther in Wakanda, Shuri, Okoye, Killmonger
Captain Marvel, Goose the Cat, flying higher, further, faster
Thanos and Infinity War, I can’t take it anymore!

We didn't start the fire
It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
It will still burn on, and on, and on, and on and on...
We didn't start the fire

marvel we didnt start the fire is soooooo good

by bucky barnes official January 6, 2022

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Rock Spifity Difity

A quaint professional and philosophical way of saying your reproductive organ is now filled with a respectable amount of blood to schaboink a hoe

“Yo bro how’d it go with becky last night”

“I walked in bro and told her, lets get to lick lickity splickity cause my cock is rock spifity difity and then i boinked her all night….in her sisters bed”

by anonymous June 6, 2022

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