three dates

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.

Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

by bootyshaker69 January 25, 2008

datecode

A numerical expression of the date.
MonthDayYear

06162005= june 16 2005

by Ahnake'l June 30, 2005

daterapeface

One who possesses the face of a date rapist

That dude has daterapeface!

by Petter-Niklas August 16, 2008

datebook

A diary to remember you things about events and other matters

I'd suggest your using a prayer datebook as a spiritual tool.

by Luis Alvarez July 3, 2007

Datelesssnail

a pro COd/Halo player thats boss at everything.

-did u hear about Jed
-yea hes a Datelesssnail...

by i dont know this person June 6, 2011

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011

datesterbation

The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.

I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.

by the_pest13 December 2, 2016