Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

condollence

An expression of sympathy to a young girl over a no-longer-usable human-replica toy.

During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.

by QuacksO December 17, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

Concoush

An extremely painful concussion that the subject cannot pronounce the word concussion, so it is shortened for easier speaking.

I HAVE CONCOUSH AGAIN MAMA!!!

by Big manz 74 March 17, 2022

condo cat

A person, typically a female, who has spent their adolescence living in apartments or condos and continues to do so. Their world view and experience is limited to the four walls around them, and they have a personality that could be considered basic. They likely have a cat or small dog and are generally pretty clean.

I dated a condo cat when I moved to the city, but I just couldn't connect with her; she bored me. I think she's an office assistant these days.

by punkrawker April 20, 2022