Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 24, 2021

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass

Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee

by tacomuncher_99 January 12, 2024

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 09, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 09, 2023

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020