Tortilla Coffee 

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.

I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

or

I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(

Tortilla Coffee by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012

Dutch Coffee 

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).

Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!

Dutch Coffee by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015

Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

Costa Coffee and Cock by JM2001 January 25, 2017

Iced-Coffee 

Usually a big ass dependence, especially for Ashton Irwin

“Are you an Ashton Irwin?” = “Are you an iced-coffee addicted?”

Iced-Coffee by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019

Cream in my coffee cup 

When a man wanks over a girl's asshole whit the tip of this penis touching her ass as she sips on a cup of black coffee waiting for him to come.

Friend: "What did you do this morning?"
Women:"I just had a cream in my coffee cup!"
Friend: "Sweet!"

Cream in my coffee cup by elephantwisdom October 14, 2018

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Brewing a pot of ass coffee 

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

Brewing a pot of ass coffee by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 8, 2011