reverse cocooner

the opposite of a cocooner. it is when a person starts out as an ugly child and then becomes attractive when they get older.

"your sister was such an ugly child"
"yeah but look at her now"
"damn! she's hot now. what the hell happened?"
"yeah...she's a reverse cocooner."

by ugaswimmer4490 January 16, 2009

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

cocopuffs

When a guy blows his load on top of a girls butthole (the bowl), spoons it out and feeds it to her. Obligatory yelling of "Coo-coo for cocopuffs" is said after the feeding.

"Mmm yeah girl, get ready for your cocopuffs breakfast"

by yolandivisser January 8, 2012

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004

monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006