Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter January 20, 2009

Nunery Closet

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.

Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)

by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011

Clip Clops

Another name for a Giraffe or Giraffes.

I was at the zoo yesterday and saw the clip clops. They were so tall!

by little scurries October 31, 2017

closet freak girl

Lover of the limp pen0s.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closet Bromo

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

by GFord November 10, 2008

Closet Bro Hoe

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.

"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."

by RaeMac January 7, 2010

Door closer

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

by men against door closers April 10, 2010