Clean Paxton

When you find a dead hooker and inseminate every hole of her, however, to maintain cleanliness, proceed to lick every oraface of her body clean afterwards, remaining her to her natural state and leaving her where you found her.

Dude I didn't have pussy in months and had to pull a Clean Paxton the other night

by orafacecleanr June 24, 2025

Dry cleaning

To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

by B-rizzle July 5, 2025

Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.

"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."

by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025

Clean Thompson

Someone who fanatically avoids any 'unclean' action that may result in physically dirtying themselves.

Daniel is SUCH a Clean Thompson.

by bigbeasy August 22, 2025

clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this

Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up

by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.

Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!

by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025