toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

by Andrew January 06, 2005

Chode

when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"

Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever

by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002

Chode

1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

by Spencer P. Watson September 20, 2005

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 07, 2010

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 16, 2008

chode yodeller

one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))

man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!

by william IV VI July 03, 2008