Clouds in my coffee

From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".

When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

by TheScorellis October 17, 2020

Coffee can

When a guy's dick is so big and thick, it has the circumference of a Foldger's coffee can.

TJ makes his own hole when he fucks you with his coffee can.

by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010

Coffee run

The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.

An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.

I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.

If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.

by Stereotyped April 24, 2013

Coffee ice cube

When a male dips his penis in ice, then inserts it into his partner's vagina. It's cold.

Beth: Hey, let's do it.
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!

by D Rut. October 24, 2008

coffee stalking

when you keep running into the same person or people at your favorite coffee spot.

What, are you coffee stalking me again?

by lflqueen February 19, 2009

coffee placenta

A coffe filter full of damp coffee grounds after you have brewed a pot.

Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!

by vasking November 20, 2009

coffee table cockblock

When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.

I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked

by Lorck13 March 15, 2011