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National Eat Bread By itself day 

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.
OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani

A person who eats bread

“A loser who sleeps with baby cat aka shadow which is his cat, and will usually watch DIY or life hacks videos. Does nothing interesting at all.”
Damn, Robert is such a person who eats bread.

lets get this bread 

memekook
"lets get this bread"

Bum hole banana bread 

Biting into a delicious smelling pre-packaged, school safe brand banana bread only to find it tastes so revolting it's reminiscent of a bum hole. You spit it out immediately and notice wispy cotton candy like mold on the banana bread you just ate.
Jolyne: "Did I tell you about the bum hole banana bread I ate yesterday?"
Hermes: "Yeah, you never shut up about it"
Jolyne: "Well good, it was the worst experience of my entire life!

The higher bread 

top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.
bow before the higher bread

European Hot Bread 

Like french toast, but doesn't say oui oui and doesn't hold baguettes and shit
Guy 1: Can you pass the french toast?

Guy 2: You mean the European Hot Bread?

Guy 1: The wha-?