A term used to describe a person or the act of chronic masturbation. To be described as a boff, one must be caught frequently masturbating in private, or in public.
by darqnyz September 11, 2009
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Get the Loyal boyfriend mug.The sport of choice for completely nerdy people with no social life. One could call them the "star wars" types. It consists of hitting each other with gay, homemade (usually duct tape) swords that look strangely like penises. All it does is make people who are already disliked or ignored by everyone look even more ridiculous.
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-here is a url to a picture of a boffing sword (what did i tell you? looks like a penis doesn't it)
-here is a url to a picture of a boffing sword (what did i tell you? looks like a penis doesn't it)
by xtaylorx516 August 10, 2008
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1. Balls on your face, a dismissive response to a lengthy, emotional and sincere inquiry used to indicate that the person issuing the statement holds the other in complete contempt and would happy smother the other with his ball-bag before bothering to respond in a polite and civilized manner
2. Balls on your face, the act of putting ones balls on your face
1. Balls on your face, a dismissive response to a lengthy, emotional and sincere inquiry used to indicate that the person issuing the statement holds the other in complete contempt and would happy smother the other with his ball-bag before bothering to respond in a polite and civilized manner
2. Balls on your face, the act of putting ones balls on your face
"I just want to let you know that the way you behaved last night really hurt my feelings. I can't believe that you said those things to me after I paid for you to get into the club. And then you just left? I thought we were good friends, but now I'm questioning that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that sometimes I want to know what's going through your mind. Have a think about it and get in touch. I don't want this to affect things between us."
"BoYF!, that's balls on your face you turd!"
"BoYF!, that's balls on your face you turd!"
by Sir. Dr. Mr. Wheatley, Esq. April 19, 2010
Get the [BoYF] mug.When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.
Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.
John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job
by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011
Get the Boff-Job mug.A mythical creature that is quite elusive. Is actually an evolved form of "boy friend." It always seems that all of your friends have found one of these "boyfriends" and kept it as a pet.
by Epinine May 5, 2018
Get the Boyfriend mug.When a male refers to another male as a "boyfriend," he is saying that he looks out for his only female too much.
by Ferris July 2, 2004
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