battle axed

When you drink so much vodka that your vision seemingly splits in 2 or 3. fucking with your mind.

Dude I got totally battle axed last night and couldn't drive for shit.

by cali-penguin January 12, 2015

Battle of bunker hill

When you pull out and smack your partner in the ass after having dirty anal sex, in which shit gets all over their ass. Quickly wipe the sheets with it and turn them around and shove their face in the shit wiped sheets.

Last night, your gay brother and I totally had a battle of bunker hill.

by shitty dick June 27, 2014

Battle Shits

When two friends are in toilet cubical next to each other, when the shit hits the toliet water the one which makes the loudest splash wins

"Hey dan, wanna go play battle shits?"

by Floyd'sWords March 30, 2015

Battle sack

When a male shaves his balls and accidentally cuts his sack leading to a gash that leads to a never ending cycle of lacerations

Son- Hey Dad, I think I have Battle Sack from accidentally cutting my balls while shaving in the shower the other morning. What should I do?

Dad- Hey Son, I'm sorry to tell you but you're fucked for life.

by Squeege68213 June 14, 2015

battlechat

Used in games where in game chat is limited. Out of game communication using 3rd party chat clients to bridge the community communication gap beyond the limited features of the game. Battle chat is used for Versus Mode in a match 3 type game where points are limited and calling out worth while targets via out of game communication.

Me: un# (score)
Alliance mate: Qd @60 points
Me: #(score after hop) (# = shielded )

Example of battlechat

by FR3L4NCER September 15, 2015

bastled

When you catch a Bass but it tells you to fuckin' do one and fucks right back off into the sea.

Mate, I got bastled. I feel like I'll never fish again.

by TheHorselyOption September 28, 2015

Battle Tux

A tux you wouldn't want to get married in. It's probably seen better days and is now only appropriate for rowdy, drunken events (i.e. you don't mind getting booze or vomit on it).

Dude 1: What are you wearing for the booze cruise tonight?
Dude 2: Battle tux, all the way.

by RandyAnderson May 1, 2016