half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

by batshitcoffee September 17, 2019

half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

by GavinT March 19, 2008

half-day

A day when it starts to snow/ice after schools starts, then the school system's administrators have to call off school early due to possibly more dangerous conditions during regular dismissal. These can be often very stressful for staff.

*While in school* "It's snowing outside everyone! HALF-DAY!!" -Obnoxious student

by seshormerow November 16, 2014

Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

half-dime

Half of a dime is a nickle

Look at that, he has two half-dimes.

by Jymie February 15, 2006

half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

by VTI December 3, 2006

Half-Life

A fairly good game that has seen one too many mods, hacks, and cheats. It's already shown its age despite its addictive gameplay.

Half-Life is still popular thanks to the Counter Strike mod.

by AYB April 1, 2003