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Squirrel

A euphemism for a homosexual male.

Deriving from illicit conduct of a sub-culture in 18th century England when sex partners 'nuts' were effectively 'hidden' between their legs prior to fornication.

Historically used in Fallowfield/Withington area of Manchester.
Dude - he was wearing a v-neck - total squirrel!
by j.freeze. January 19, 2011
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Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022
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squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.
Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.
by Ksuz June 16, 2009
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Squirrel

EXTREMELY AGRIVATING but extremely cute
"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"
by Define suck May 9, 2022
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squirrel nipples

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017
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squirrel

Evil wizards in disguise trying to take over the world

Don't let them fool you with they're adorableness, their disguises are created from the corpses of innocent animals. If you see one, murder it immediately.
person 1: ''HEY look a squirrel :D''
person 2: ''WHERE?''
person 1: ''THERE, look how adorable he is :DD''
person 1: NO WHAT ARE U DOINg STOP IT''
by WizardHunter2122 June 28, 2022
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kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends
I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel
by squirrel army April 23, 2023
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