Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.
Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”
Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a FunnyYouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.
Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?
Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.