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Geometry Dash your mom 

Some joke that a kid in my class made, and the whole class blew up because it was fuckin "hilarious"
Me: *roasts kid about geometry dash*
Kid: "Geometry Dash your mom"
Class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.
Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

Me when your mom 

Me when your mom is a phrase who is say when it's raining or there's something like a pipe launching water.
The Me when your mom originates for a Funny YouTube video which a guy says me when your mom and proceeds to get stroked by a lighting.
Friend / Look the pipe is leaking!
You / Me when your mom.
Friend / What do you mean?

Don't tell me tell your mom 

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

stole your mom 

ultimate disrespect,when a person hits your mom in the face with a closed fist
Chris: "Fuck you Evan,im gonna snitch on you."

Evan: "Shut da hell up Chris,dats why i stole your mom bitch!!"
stole your mom by Drowzy757 November 25, 2010

Playing your mom’s piano 

Vaginal intercourse with someones mother.
“Hey Leo, I’m playing your mom’s piano right now!” “Fuck you Oliver!”