Glow worming

The act of using a flashlight during sex or masturbation.

Zach: What's wrong?

Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.

Zach: He could've at least waited for you!

by grumblebee1118 June 11, 2024

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

by sailornova November 6, 2024

Penis Wormhole

A Tesla Cybertruck.

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.

by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025

Brown Wormhole

When the cheap one-ply sheet of toilet paper your mom buys breakes in the middle and your finger comes into direct contact with your asshole.

Man i got to start buying better tailet paper i gave my self a Brown Wormhole this morning.

by KurciSuNamMlohavi March 17, 2025

Brain Worms

Yeah I see you talking about me in the house.

Hym "I had better not have brain worms in my head because I swear to God I will make you eat your own kids. It had better not be that. And if so you had better hurry the fuck up because it's about to be lunch time for you if you don't get that shit out of my head IMMEDIATELY!"

by Hym Iam June 15, 2025

Stirring Worms

it's like when you're out puttering around in the yard and you're doing something but you're really not doing anything but you're still getting a little bit accomplished

when your friend asks you what you did on a half lady Sunday you said oh I was just stirring worms

by Rusty and Busti December 16, 2025

Internet Wormhole

Internet Wormhole: A digital deep dive that starts with something as simple as watching a music video and spirals into an endless journey through the internet. As you tumble deeper, you might end up learning the meaning of life, finding random products you never intended to buy, and losing track of time and space, only to resurface hours later with a whole new collection of internet discoveries.

Lee: Bruv I finished work at midnight the other night Proper knackered, had a few beers, as. You do went online next thing know, it’s 8 in the morning, and I've find out the meaning of life LOL I can't remember ordering a new top of the range washing machine to bruv LOL.
Frank: Shut up bruv a washing machine without even remembering it? LOL bruv.
Lee: Yeah bruv the mrs went mental when it showed up on the doorstep bruv LOL.
Frank: I think you went down a internet wormhole! bruv LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 7, 2026