Mierdas Touch 

The opposite of the Midas Touch. When everything you touch turns to shit.

President Biden had the Mierdas Touch.

Mierdas Touch by RobinGoodfellow1 January 22, 2022

Ohh you touch my tralala 

Some fag on youtubes catchy line

Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom

Ohh you touch my tralala by Gorgorgir January 7, 2010

torche 

n. obese dirty woman v. to wipe ass. adj. something powerful

n. Sarah n'est qu'une torche.
v. Je me torche.
adj. Wow, ça torche en crisse!

torche by Dominator May 6, 2004

touchous 

tuh-CHHHH-kus: a name for a tushy used by a jewish grandma. emphasis on the CHHHHH. As if one is "hocking a loogey"

Bubella! Look at that little touchous!

touchous by goddy July 9, 2005

invisible touch 

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.

My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.

invisible touch by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009

touching tattoos 

When a gay man is doing his partner from behind and his stomach tattoo hits his partners lower back tattoo.

Ryan's boyfriend has a "punk star" stomach tattoo and Ryan has a butterfly lower back tattoo. When Ryan and his boyfriend have anal sex they call it touching tattoos.

touching tattoos by Brock North May 9, 2008

Touchfuck

Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.

You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."

Touchfuck by Hackist October 11, 2008