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Tittieitess

A lighthearted emotional condition marked by the sudden fear of missing your girlfriend or wife’s titties at the exact moment you need comfort, motivation, or a reason to smile and pretend everything’s okay. Symptoms may include random sighing, distracted happiness, unnecessary phone checks, and the strong belief that all problems would be 73% smaller if said titties were present.
Yeah, work’s fine… I’m just dealing with a mild case of tittieitess.” 😌
by MakingSlang24 January 30, 2026
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titters

stay out of #staff-sex titters are in there!
by gigigotback March 17, 2026
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tittie sniffing

Going to the strip club snd getting a private dance.
Hey for Chads bachlor party lets go tittie sniffing.
by taco kindle August 31, 2025
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tittiesslutuncbonenijewcoonretiggermanbuttfag

Word describing Kanye west on twitter
Kanye you tittiesslutuncbonenijewcoonretiggermanbuttfag
by Retiggerman July 11, 2025
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Turd Tities

When someone SHITZ on yo Titehs
If i was to pull down my pants, position my Anus over yo chest and take a crap on yo Titehz You would Have TURD TITIES K BITCH
by Mydick Hurtz August 14, 2007
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tiger tities

1.a nick name that grabs attention
2.a form of flattery
3.jasmine torres
cory:hey tiger tities
little girl:wat the hell, tiger tities!?!
by pencil pusher December 12, 2007
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beaver titties

what to say to a woman with large breasts.
generally she doesn't look like a beaver.....generally
used to confuse her to think about her breast
John: Hey Taylor Beaver titties
Taylor: Huh? feeling her breasts
by G Doh June 17, 2008
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