Similar to Tigger-Water, tiger water is the water that ANYONE uses while having sex with a mistress. Named after the king of affairs Tiger Woods.
John- How much is tiger-water, Fred?
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
Fred- Dude just go have sex with your mistress and drink some water thats all it is.
by Squirrelchoker1 April 28, 2011
Get the Tiger-Watermug. The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
Get the Jade Tigermug. A feline bloodstream. Permits you to OD on drugs or just take shitloads and survive. See Charlie Sheen.
by Your Mother 69 March 30, 2011
Get the Tiger Bloodmug. by Mjms717 January 1, 2020
Get the Tigermug. The species named after Ryan Herr. Famously coined "gangle tooth tiger" by an Italian explorer based off this really SPECIAL specimen who's teeth are gangly, yellow, and rotted out from to much ketamine and Molly and not enough before and after care. This rare SPECIAL species can be found in the pacific northwest lounging around simping for thots in the rave scene. But no sane thot would fall for the trap of the gangle tooth tiger. Beware of anything you may post, specifically self explanatory comments. It very well may 99% of the time misunderstand context and display inability to conversate without looking like a complete reeee.
by The ripening June 1, 2020
Get the gangle tooth tigermug. Ohhhhh can we pull over at that gas station? Why? I got some tiger butter going on. I need a quick wipe.
by Dick Onchin October 5, 2024
Get the Tiger Buttermug.