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Nut flie

Someone who is constantly around you or kissing your ass.
"Dude you such a nut flie"

"Get off my fucking nuts"
by CHRISFULLOFSTEEL February 8, 2010
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Nut fisting

The act of uppercutting someone's dangly parts with your fist.
Did he just throw up?!?!
Yeah man they were nut fisting him!
by DroppingDaDee May 31, 2014
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Nut Slushie

A nut slushie is when a male ejaculates into a plastic bag and freezes it into a slush like constancy.
Brock: Bro, I gotta get a new freezer.
Tom: Why?
Brock: I forgot all about my Nut Slushie!
by GangW33d September 23, 2018
mugGet the Nut Slushiemug.

water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.
Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”
by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019
mugGet the Spaghetti Nutmug.

Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.
"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."
by LOL So True September 4, 2011
mugGet the Academia Nutmug.

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion
Dude i just laid a nut flapper.
by Aliocac September 27, 2015
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