math

when someone usually your teacher or parent wants you to die

teacher 1: how should i try to kill my kids today?
teacher: why don't you give them some math

by planzzee November 12, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Maths

A horrible and useless subject

Hey bro we got maths next

AHHHHH!!! Kill me now!!!

by Chicken……89 November 16, 2021

Math

Mental, abuse, to, humans

Fuck math honestly

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021

Cool math games

A BIG JUICY FAT ONE. Basically It's just Porn

Big slong on cool math games

by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021

Math

Math is the most stupidest thing I have ever come across, I've had so many mental breakdowns cuz of this shitty ass thing, if the teacher ever askes me to find the value of x I will say up their ass😋🤞🏼
Math helps you alot in life but a thought that was really stuck in my head today was doing all of this stupid shit and wrecking your life only just to die in the end? But ig thats why you have to make the best of it

Anyways math is stupid but this one math teacher BROOOOO mans so fine if he needs an equation to do I'll let him divide these legs😋🤞🏼

Friend:Math is stupid

Me:Yep fr but the teacher is so goddamn fine😩🙏
Friend:boi🐿what🐿the🐿 hell🐿 boi🐿

by Deeznutsinyomommasmouth September 8, 2021

Maths

A very powerful weapon of mass destruction. It is not known how math teachers have not yet taken their own lives (although they would do well because they are as useful as a cactus in the ass). There are no people who like mathematics, it was invented only to ruin our lives. Obviously, at first everything will seem clear, but already after the second lesson you will already be looking at the window of your class and thinking "Oh come on, the world will not be destroyed with one less person out of 7 Billion

Maths is so cool!
Wait until you go to middle school, then let's see if you can repeat something like that

by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 9, 2021