mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

cross of danger

the alien name of someone likely named Michael

Michael’s an alien he goes by cross of danger

by ipodsthot October 19, 2023

Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.

Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019

crossing

The act of intertwining the legs when having to urinate uncontrollably.

My nana waited too long to go to the bathroom and is now crossing.

by SYDLEX November 28, 2021

crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).

“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”

by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.

Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!

by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023