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Shit-Talking 

When someone communicates something negative (true or not) about a certain individual to other people. This action could manifest as a text message, a verbal conversation, or an Urban Dictionary Definition.
Person 1: Did you hear about John Doe? I heard slept with Jane Doe and Janet Doe all in one night!
Person 2: What a fuckboy! Should we tell everyone?
Person 3: Nah, just do some shit-talking about him on Urban Dictionary . It'll work perfectly!
Person 1: Thanks, but I'll send out a group text.
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Random talking 

Random talking is the ability to stitch bizarre pieces of information together, and still make enough sense to survive a professional presentation.
The 2016 Presidential Election is witnessing a lot of random talking.

Multi-Media-Tasking 

running multiple hdmi inputs to one display. Two or more videos playing at the same time similar to PIP only using different receivers to control what is displayed on the one display unit.
When I am Multi-Media-Tasking I will be watching a football game in one window of the display, playing PS3 in another window of the display, an internet page on another window of the display, and while those are all on mute, still be listening to my favorite music on the main sound system of the display.
Multi-Media-Tasking by 22Advance August 19, 2011

Shit Talking 

Talking on the phone while shitting, much to the displeasure of the person on the other end of the line.
Customer: Yes, I'd like to *groan* order a *sigh* large *fart* cheese pizza *labor-like sound* and a pizza *scream* with the works *sigh of relief*.

Pizza Guy: Sir, are you Shit Talking? *hangs up*

Jive Talking 

To talk about something that is of no importance to a conversation and have has no relevance to the situation.
Sam: Oh my God you see that girl shes fine!
Jordan: Yeah she would get it
Mihir: You done the math homework boys?
Jordan: Mihir stop please?
Mihir: Stop what?
Jordan: Jive talking.
Talking is when you like a person,and they like you too, but you are free to mess around with other people, and not have guilt.
"Hey i heard you hooked up with Christian Sullivan last night,aren't you talking to Nick Myers?" said my good friend Libby

"Yeah actually i am,but since we are just talking,it doesn't matter! I'm free of guilt! YAY!" said Bre
Talking by Kaya-Maria April 6, 2009
to kick someones ass
northern irish
im going to give you a tanning for fucking my mum!!!
Tanning by aly May 13, 2005