testing my Jesus

When someone pisses you off due to their rude, or otherwise bad behavior, and you begin to lose faith in humanity, that person is testing my Jesus
Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 21, 2023
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test test test

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by the fuuuuck? September 22, 2021
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The General Achievement Test (GAT) is a 3-hour exam and aims to test your general knowledge and skills in three areas of study, English, mathematics, and humanities.
Ernest C. Mint: YOU CANT DO THE FUN RUN, IT WILL PRODUCE LITTER POLLUTION AND KILL THE INDIGINOUS PLANTS!!!!!

BSC commitee: Sorry to hear that Ernest C. Mint, We will do something about that immediantly :D

General Achievement Test (GAT) 2024
by BlReuw June 18, 2024
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wrist test

A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024
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double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
by whtronin October 22, 2017
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Test Grades

-Quality of Oral Sex
-Orgin- Penis is the head. From the head you get knowledge or receive knowledge. Knowledge is then used for grades. Hence, test grades.
by Isaac Asimov May 10, 2006
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DNA Test

Sasuke “DNA TEST
Sakura “ ahhhhhh”
DEAD BEAT DADDY WINS
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs August 07, 2022
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