Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta
Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family
by cracee June 26, 2021
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Tank

Tank is a dog, Hes the best friend you see in the movies. Always there for you, hangs out whenever you want and is like your ride or die. He will be there for you when you need a laugh or when you want to smile, He will even be there for you when your feeling down or when your crying. Hes always there because hes not just your ride or die. Your his ride or die too. He always feels like your there, when he wants to laugh or smile or even when hes feeling down and wants to cry. Even if some day something tragic happens and you loose him or he looses you. You will always be with each other, the memories and you will know hes in your heart because when you first saw tank you knew that it was a lifetime friendship that was about to start and you love him and he loves you. Forever and Always.
by doglover27 February 19, 2021
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Tank

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker
by Gooseward September 13, 2020
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Tank

1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.
Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.
by Noodlez3456 May 25, 2010
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Grass tank

An individual whom consumes large amounts of marijuana.
That girl smokes so much pot, she is a grass tank!
by Mdawgy September 07, 2017
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Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.
The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.
by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018
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Tooth tank

Tooth tank is when your eating your girl out and lose a tooth
Yea Amanda a tooth tank now. How? Well I was going ham on that shit and lost a tooth! Ahh make sense
by W_p_j May 18, 2021
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