wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.

"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."

by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007

letterbox ninjas

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes

Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas

by Ranjit the best August 6, 2008

Ninja Twat

the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.

Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*

Girl: Ow! What was that for?!

Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.

by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009

Warthog Ninja

A term used in Halo to describe someone who can drive the M-12 Warthog or Halo PC's M-12A1 RocketHog with apparent ease, pulling off tricks and killing people like there's nothing to it. You can achieve Warthog Ninja-ness by

1. Dodging multiple tank shots
2. getting a "Killtacular" kill while driving with no gunner
3. sneaking up behind people and running them over

You can also be a Ghost Ninja, or a Scorpion or Tank Ninja. Sadly, Banshee Ninjas do not exist because of the amazing lameness of the vehicle. Most Banshee pilots are simply referred to as Banshee Whores, and are disliked by most Halo PC players.

Zuka: w0rt! I'm the Warthog Ninja!
Neo was killed by Zuka
Orange was killed by Zuka
BigBob: My mom had a sex change
Mako: o.0
Mako was killed by Zuka
BigBob was killed by Zuka

by Zuka July 14, 2004

shit ninja

The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.

Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night.

by the ham wallets March 28, 2012

Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.

(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!

by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009

green ninja

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.

You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!

by Jeth September 6, 2005