Trump Rumpkin

When a man takes a woman from behind, yells “MERICA” and slaps her ass so hard it leaves red and white stripes (flag), pulls out to ejaculate the Stars for the Stripes.

MERICA!
I gave the blonde woman at the Marriott bar a Trump Rumpkin.
by HarrisonFire December 06, 2019
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Bubba Trump

A derisive nickname for the painfully deficient cipher whom we have voted into office as our 45th POTUS.
Our fearless leader, Bubba Trump, smiles broadly and wades deep into the stinking swamp he has created as the bodies of his good old boy friends and mafia fixers float by, largely unrecognized.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019
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Donald trump

Donald rump is an ASSHOLE. Wait lemme refraise that, he’s a racist orange who should have never been born. He tells people to not worry about covid and he is so disrespectful. He has COVID and DOESNT WEAR A MASK IN THE WHITE HOUSE LIKE WHAT AN IDIOT! If you like Donald rump you can go suck the tiniest dick on the planet, aka Donald trumps
by Archiesworld October 22, 2020
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Take a Trump

Shitting out a fat orange turd that takes four years to flush
America took a Trump back in 2016 and we just finally flushed it down. Man, it takes forever to clean out the orange skid marks in the middle of the bowl after you take a trump like that.
by Harold Knutczak November 24, 2020
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Taking a Trump

When someone is taking a dump that will take 10 to 15 times to flush.
I'll definitely be taking a Trump after I finish that last piece of pizza.
by JRBIV December 12, 2019
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donald trump

fat ugly Cheeto who somehow became the president of the united states
random person- Donald Trump just won the election
Another random person- I'm packing my bags and leaving forever bye
by -Pastel Sushi Roll- September 30, 2020
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Ivanka Trump

The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter
by Ann American February 26, 2018
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