Fork and spoon operator

A large, omnivorous gastropod, typically indigenous to sector 7-G of the local nuclear power plant

"Homer Simpson sir, one of the fork and spoon operators from Sector 7-G"

"Well, he certainly has loose waggle!"

by technicallynotarson January 30, 2024

spoon

a hard stick used for killing

DEATH!!!!!! to you by the spoon

by thisislili October 18, 2022

Spoon hit

The dope residue left behind in a spoon

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!

by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024

Spoon

An insult that relates someone to having the IQ of a spoon, e.g. 0IQ

Oh My God! You're such a spoon

by SpoonJuicer June 26, 2022

Hot spooning

When you warm a spoon with fire and take it to the skin as a form of self harm

I used to do a lot of hot spooning back in my emo days

by Idkjustadumby July 29, 2021

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Peanut butter spoon

When you spoon a Woman’s vagina with peanut butter on your hand and then have a dog lick it

“I gave Rachel and peanut butter spoon which her dog Henry last night”

by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022