sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.

nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.

by PfattyP October 4, 2025

set to the seas

illegally downloading or pirating a game/song/movie rather than spending money on the original.

Dylan: Yo I wanna make beats to kickstart my producer carreer but FL Studio costs a fortune…

Micheal: Yeah man you‘re gonna have to set to the seas for that one bud.

by anonymous July 7, 2022

Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born

Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?

by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015

Sea sharpening

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Sea Graped

Having Anal intercourse on the beach, pulling out and inserting a hand full of sea grapes in her anal cavity

"Did you hear Abby's boyfriend sea graped her!?"

by The grape van December 14, 2017

Sea Donkey

A Pittsburgh region colloquialism for an incredible large and tasty fried fish sandwich.

During lent, I look forward to going to local restaurants and tasting their Sea Donkeys with tartar sauce.

by pgh.fish.sandwich February 23, 2024

reverse sea king

When you finish a fight with a single blow that causes the formation of rain clouds.

Did you watch All Mights fight earlier? I got drenched after that reverse Sea King.

by GrunkleDan June 15, 2016