Omalley Syndrome

Someone who constantly says the n-word and is slow. Someone who has this a bad sense of humor and is a sped. People with the Omalley Syndrome is slow and comprehends information slower than others. Someone who only wears under armor, and smells like shit. People with this syndrome may also be very bad at video games.

“This kid says the the n-word so much, he may have Omalley Syndrome”
“This kid at our lunch table may have Omalley Syndrome, he cannot understand and contribute to our conversations.”

by HardWorkerDI April 14, 2022

Slype Syndrome

Playing a game, you absolutely hate, over and over again. Asking yourself why you keep doing it.

That guy has the Slype Syndrome, he keeps playing that game over and over again despite hating it.

by defraudem October 1, 2018

SMYOYO syndrome

Medical slang for "Sorry Motherfucker, You're On You're Own". Used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.

The man was hit by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was hit by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. After he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with SMYOYO syndrome.

by NINJA_CARROT August 9, 2009

Zargon Syndrome

Zargon syndrome (the most common term in US English), Zargon's syndrome (standard in the rest of the English-speaking world), is a reproductive disorder caused by superfertility. It is named after Zargon, the American who single handedly fertilized four children in just two pregnancies. The disorder is characterized as having multiple sets of twins in a short period of time. Few males can claim to be stricken with the disorder.

Don't want the Zargon syndrome.

by Aridzona October 5, 2009

Brunchausen Syndrome

Brunchausen syndrome (factitious disorder imposed on others) is when someone tries to ensure attention and sympathy from loved ones by helping them gain weight, thinking their obese appearance will not draw affectionate attention from others. Inducing weight gain by constant feeding via buffet or brunch.

Suffering from Brunchausen Syndrome, she takes him to brunch daily, hoping the buffet will fatten him; he cannot possibly leave her in such a poor condition.

by DaveDogDMY December 16, 2020

Ashkelsee Syndrome

A type of mental illness where the affected thinks that the world is a snow globe and they fantasize about a distant world called Hobacalugi, with a mouse named Charles. The symptoms include: constantly repeating "poor mouse", chronic giggling, they also fear the "evil stereo monster".

Ashkelsee Syndrome, Best Friends, and Insane people

by Kelsooooooooooooow January 27, 2009

Rockholm Syndrome

When you're forced to listen to a song you hate so often (because of work, for instance) that you eventually begin to like it and possibly even buy it on iTunes.

I really used to hate 'party rock anthem' but after hearing it at subway every day I started to get rockholm syndrome

by grape leaves July 5, 2012