Ashkelsee Syndrome

A type of mental illness where the affected thinks that the world is a snow globe and they fantasize about a distant world called Hobacalugi, with a mouse named Charles. The symptoms include: constantly repeating "poor mouse", chronic giggling, they also fear the "evil stereo monster".
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by Kelsooooooooooooow January 12, 2009
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Star Syndrome

A condition where someone think they are really special or famous in the eyes of others.
A: Man, I wish I didn't throw a party just because I got 1k views on my youtube video. I'm broke now. And nobody is really watching my videos anymore.
B: My man, you on star syndrome shit? Get well soon.
by isthisaproperpseudonym January 18, 2021
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SYDIC Syndrome

Sticking your dick in crazy, syndrome.
Used to define a young male, who has fornicated with a female of questionable sanity.
Sorry i'm late for work boys, SYDIC syndrome last night.
by acid powderburn September 26, 2012
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harms syndrome

subjecting oneself to the manipulative forces of the opposite sex. Act strangely around females and have no will or motivation whatsoever. If a victim is asked to do something they comply shamelessly and do not complain. Victim is reduced to a pathetic lifeform within in days and spends most of his time watching chick flicks.
My god what happened?

Its too late now he's got harms syndrome.
by Isaach November 16, 2006
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Heta Syndrome

Where a person is so unfathomably dyslexic that every word and sentence they say becomes jarble, for example "how was your day" would become "hmdwnw wabdhdf yfjswdkf dayjnfjelf" in hetasyndromenese. Spelling is unfathomable to them. Not only to text but it applies to irl. It has ruined countless lives. Countless futures and endless possibilities ended just because of heta syndrome. It is unintelligible yet if someone is conditioned enough to it they may be able to understand it.
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Jockholm Syndrome

The inability to pursue independence because of the bred in attachment to self slavery.
I cannae vote far indy, cus they say we're too wee.

Grow some baws wee man, ye have Jockholm Syndrome.
by Sassenach Exile February 11, 2021
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Hurley Syndrome

When you think you a chad, but you ain’t a chad.
It’s actually alpha to be cucked because she has to fuck betas (Said someone who has Hurley Syndrome)
by Chad Gamer August 07, 2018
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