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mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open
"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"
by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009
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shoping

the act of rocking so hard, one causes an earthquake. Shoping is being so metal that magnets suddenly loose their attraction. The mere thought of shoping makes panties drop and iron levels to rise.
dude I was shoping this chick last night and suddenly the roof caved in.
by arieled May 12, 2010
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window shopping

A slang phrase for the act of having sexual intercourse. The phrase is mostly used by teens talking openly to each other about having sex while disguising the true meaning of the phrase from their parents or other eavesdroppers.
Do you remember that guy I dated last year? We totally went window shopping together. It was great.
by candycakes23 April 9, 2009
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shoppa

Noun
SHAH-PUH
A person of predominantly post-pubescent age whom, through an idea of unconformity, decides to become a walking advertisement for HotTopic (unknowing that every other shoppa dresses and/or accessories the same way). Usually found in large herds or flocks, grazing on cheap cigarettes with the rest of their species/store-mates. Most shoppas can be identified by the following:

1. Black, baggy cargo pants which extend down past the foot. Pants usually include D-rings, excessive zippers, useless pockets, and randomly placed bright and colorful straps.

2. Usually is found wearing a shirt which shows idolization of bands such as "Korn", "Slipknot", "Marilyn Manson" or any other group associated with crappy music.

3. When dressed in all black (as most are), will be found with an irrelevantly large amount of jelly bracelets, usually looped using two separate ones. Also, chains and bondage straps may hang from pants.

4. Will appear with a dark, foreboding, kindergoth messenger bag with an insignia of "Invader Zim" or "The Nightmare Before Christmas" upon it.

5. Some shoppas abuse most decent shows/movies by placing unneeded pins, patches or other attached or pinned-up accessories (i.e. Nightmare before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc.)

6. Most shoppas refer to themselves as "gothic", when in actuality, a lifestyle such as it should be acknowledged and not expressed through reference. (Those who are actually in a scene usually don't call themselves it, since it will automatically make them sound as if they are a poseur)
Person #1: Hey, did you see that girl in all that HotTopic gear?

Person #2: Yeah man, she's such a shoppa!
by Sarus Raine/JQ May 5, 2005
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window shopping

when u are hitting it from behind in front of a huge window then u switch with a friend without the girl knowing and run outside and wave at her
Larry went window shopping on that hoe.. what a bitch ass trick
by Henry Choderabbit August 15, 2007
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shopocalypse

Noun

1. Meadowhall shopping centre, Sheffield, England. So-called for its advertising as "the land of shoppertunity".
2. The end of the world through rampant and pervasive consumerism
3. The point of exhaustion reached at the end of an excessive shopping spree where you simply cannot continue.
1. "The shopocalypse can be found at Junction 32 of the M1."
2. "If we carry on like this as a species we are heading for the shopocalypse."
3. "Can we go home, for the love of God? I've reached the shopocalypse."
by conciliation March 27, 2009
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shopia

shopia is the most athletic country like girl you'll ever meet shes tough,popular,athletic,and shes the best friend u could ever have. She can be aggressive and want to fight a lot but she never hurts you. she can be pretty bosy sometimes, but she always has good intentions. She can be really weird sometimes but shes the nicest person you'll ever meet
"wow shes a real shopia"max said
"i know right" Jose replied
by lailarome26 November 28, 2018
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