Get a real job.

An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.

Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 2, 2016

Olivia (REAL definition)

Olivia she laughs a lot like a lot and she talks a lot too well only if you're like really friends with her. She is quite at first but once she gets to know you she'll just steal your food without asking. Olivia is smart when she wants to be.. she likes to read a lot. Olivia is funny, creative and kind but get on her bad side and she'll drag you. Overall Olivia is a good person even though she can annoy you sometimes it okay because that's just who she is. Youre welcome - a human being

Olivia (REAL definition)doesn't like you okay ? okay.

by a pollo hehe December 10, 2019

the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).

the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again

by Flurriex February 21, 2022

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

Real soup hours

When the real niggas wanna eat their mf Soup😤

Yo Jerome it’s real soup hours

by HankHill690 April 2, 2018

real nigga relativity

for every real nigga, there is someone they are a bitch nigga to, and vice versa.

"Due to real nigga relativity, don't ever feel down on yourself."

by anonymous May 2, 2023

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022