Get a real job.

An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.

Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 2, 2016

Olivia (REAL definition)

Olivia she laughs a lot like a lot and she talks a lot too well only if you're like really friends with her. She is quite at first but once she gets to know you she'll just steal your food without asking. Olivia is smart when she wants to be.. she likes to read a lot. Olivia is funny, creative and kind but get on her bad side and she'll drag you. Overall Olivia is a good person even though she can annoy you sometimes it okay because that's just who she is. Youre welcome - a human being

Olivia (REAL definition)doesn't like you okay ? okay.

by a pollo hehe December 10, 2019

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022

Real Trebuchet Hours

The hours between 8 and 10:30 every night when you and the boys gather to appreciate your favourite medieval war machines of mass destruction.

Alex ~ Boys do you know what time it is
Aj ~ Its real trebuchet hours

by Lorge Alberto October 22, 2018

real nigga lane

A real nigga lane is a real nigga that is allowed to use the right shoulder lane

YouTuber D'aydrian Harding came up with the term

he is a real nigga because he used the real nigga lane

by tRex10 July 24, 2022

the real rick moranis

frederick allan moranis, this short guy was born on April 18, 1953. he is a canadian actor, comedian, musician, songwriter, writer and producer. he's always a NERD in films. you probably have seen him in some hollywood films he played in such as, Strange Brew (1983), Ghostbusters (1984) and Ghostbusters II (1989), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Spaceballs (1987), Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989, and its 1992 and 1997 sequels), Parenthood (1989), My Blue Heaven (1990), and The Flintstones (1994).

the real rick moranis: I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.
person: who are you again

by Flurriex February 21, 2022

Now That's So Real!

Quantrell Bishop's biggest puppet. In January of 2015, he was part of an experiment that got a group of the intellectually disabled online (including Raging Rob) and they all were benched by the beast. Since then, he's been destroyed over and over again by Pres (Quantrell)

"That's how my biggest fan, SoSlob (Now That's So Real!) became a scorned puppet."

by Dance YT Nerds October 15, 2021