piss-gassed

piss-gassed - the affect one experiences when he reaches the urinal too soon after the prior pisser and inhales noxious fumes. Affect is increased when prior pisser is taking supplements or meds.

Jethro: Dude, I nearly passed out today at work.
Ned: What happened?
Jethro: I stepped up to the urinal and got piss-gassed...I guess I didn't let the air clear.
Ned: That's sick, you gonna make it?

by Keriss December 12, 2008

piss fist

Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.

"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"

by Zach Wagner February 7, 2009

piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.

<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!

by Trickenso September 29, 2006

pissed up

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk

We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

spider piss

when a close couple looks into each others eyes and embraces while pissing. The woman sits down on the toliet regular while the man sits on her lap facing her with his penis inserted between her legs. Both people release together and the the sharing of this private plesurful experience is supposed to be intimate and ultimatly bring the two closer together.

My wife and I never really connected mentally until a friend recomended that we try the spider piss.

by Kurtastraphy January 28, 2007

piss hole

1.where urine comes out of the PENIS

2.also used as a dirty name

1.i went to the bathroom and my piss hole was burning

2.your a fucken piss hole!

by Anthony February 7, 2005

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013