pick me girl

a pick me girl is very easy to distinguish for other girls but men tend to fall for it very easily. A pick me girl will RAVE about how she only hangouts with the male species because its “easier and less drama filled” but in reality non pick me girls just don’t claim her. She will go out of her way to make fun of a gf for something private or embarrassing they told her in front of a group of guys to make them like her less. It goes without say that she will act COMPLETELY different when ur around guys verses when you are alone with her (girl to girl) Will constantly remind you that she is not like other girls and she doesn’t try around other boys because they like that she’s natural and wears sweatpants and might even go out of her way to say she is like a sister or mom to her male friends. Men fail to identify this type of pick me girl because she tends to “flex” her male relationship on other girls and hypocritically complain about pick me girls in-front of the guys . Overall very misogynistic because she wants men to like her! Don’t be fooled taken men because your gf probably sees it more than you do.

Erica: I think I’m into Zach do you think i should go for it?

Pick me girl: OMG ugh he’s like a brother to me we facetime all the time!!!

Erica: I’m so excited for Ben’s party! I can’t wait to look cute i haven’t in so long

Pick me girl: see we are totally different becuz like i don’t have to try around them bc they just know me so well and i’m just like comfortable looking lazy and not try around them

Pick me girl: *randomly texts Erica* isn’t it like so weird that i can’t find a good present for johns birthday like I KNOW HIM SOO WELL and we r sooo close i’m like his sister and i give him like so much advice.

by urmomsuncle May 13, 2021

Pico

GO PICO YEAH YEAH GO PICO OH

pico funny

by - A real dumhead hahah April 29, 2021

prune picker

Depression era term for a native Californian; one born in the U.S. State of California.

"I'm a prune picker, but my dad was an Okie."

by neanderthalprimadonna May 16, 2009

Pickering

To excessively like, comment, and/or post on a Facebook wall in order to create several Facebook notifications resulting in a single person's notifications filling an individual's notification list. Excessive Pickering often results in Facebook placing limitations on a person's Facebook account to limit annoying other users.

Use of the term Pickering is most commonly found in Massachusetts and Rhode Island.

James pickeringed Joey's Facebook by liking everyone's Happy Birthday posts on Joey's wall.

James will always pickering someone's Facebook when he is dating them.

by Cape Codder May 28, 2014

Captain Picard

Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.

Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.

by nighthawk41 May 7, 2009

pics. now.

a bastardization of the phrase "please provide photographic evidence posthaste, comrade"

>>i se><0rzed my sister!
>>>pics. now.

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

Dill Pickle Moment

The sudden realization of an obvious pun that was always there but you didn't realize it until somebody told you. A reference to Dill Pickles from "Rugrats".

"This is a fucking 'Dill Pickle Moment' dude!"
"What?"
"'Chao'. 'Chaos'."
--Egoraptor and Jontron

by The Logical Fallacy October 16, 2013