poo mag

Magazine you bring to the bathroom while you do your business.

I lost my poo mag, so I had nothing to read while I dropped a bomb.

by I love crap March 29, 2009

Poo Singer

A cock with poo on it that is sucked by a women or man.

The poo singer had just finished being cornholed when she sucked the cock post-hast without washing it.

by TheKaren December 17, 2008

Poo Chuckle

While evacuating your bowels in a public stall, a defocation sound causes you to belly laugh to yourself, or with other stall mates.

Man, when I was taking a deuce at the gym, I had a good Poo Chuckle

by Tyler Freakin Durden January 2, 2009

poo spooked

Anxiety while defecating in public facility amongst strangers.

Right when I sat down this guy sat in the stall next to me. I had to leave, I was poo spooked.

by Mrara October 20, 2008

wild pooing

Dooing a number two in the countryside without toilet roll in preference to using a toilet.

Origin: Glenbuchat, Strathdon, Aberdeenshire.

Oh no where is my child? He is out wild pooing.

by lizziebbad June 7, 2013

poo and a do

A shampoo and a hair do/ hair cut..

Sally looked at her hair in the mirror and knew it was time for

a poo and a do.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

poo mortem

The method of inspecting ones excretion post-droppage. Thus discovering the owners dietary conditions and terms of dump.

"My goodness I don't remember eating rocket leaves!" ..."How did you discover that?" ..."By poo mortem"

by Archispeaks February 9, 2014