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Ninja Twat

the act of sneaking up behind a female and hitting them in the vagina. Works best while walking up the stairs behind them. You can use a closed fist or an open palm.
Guy: *walking up stairs behind girl, hits her in the vag*

Girl: Ow! What was that for?!

Guy: Nothing... I just wanted to Ninja Twat you.
by ilovebirchbeer_not April 27, 2009
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shit ninja

The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.
Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night.
by the ham wallets March 28, 2012
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Ninja stile

1. A word used to describe an action or person with ninja qualities. (stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics)
2. An action witch is stealthy or acrobatic
That was a ninja stiley move
by Tomás O'R April 29, 2006
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wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.
"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."
by iv_chosen1 July 21, 2007
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letterbox ninjas

a letter box ninja is a Female muslim that is wearing all its out fit thing often seen in leicester city the theory is that they are ninjas and if u wer to paint them red then they would be letterboxes
Have u seen sanjs mum she looks like a right ninja
o is she one of them letterbox ninjas
by Ranjit the best August 6, 2008
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Ninja Please

Ninja Please, a nicer way to say "Nigger Please" when black people are present.
(no-black people present)
Yo Nigger PLEASE!!!


(black people present)
Yo Ninja PLEASE!!
by ninja ninja ninja 10001 February 4, 2009
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green ninja

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.
You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!
by Jeth September 6, 2005
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