Get a real job.

An overrated phrase that always comes from someone who cannot accept the fact others have better job possibilities.

Telling someone to "Get a real job." is more of an insult than a piece of advice.

by OmegaVideoGameGod September 2, 2016

Olivia (REAL definition)

Olivia she laughs a lot like a lot and she talks a lot too well only if you're like really friends with her. She is quite at first but once she gets to know you she'll just steal your food without asking. Olivia is smart when she wants to be.. she likes to read a lot. Olivia is funny, creative and kind but get on her bad side and she'll drag you. Overall Olivia is a good person even though she can annoy you sometimes it okay because that's just who she is. Youre welcome - a human being

Olivia (REAL definition)doesn't like you okay ? okay.

by a pollo hehe December 10, 2019

Birds Aren't Real

The government replaced them

Birds Aren't Real

by Borkl2026 January 23, 2023

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018

real nigga relativity

for every real nigga, there is someone they are a bitch nigga to, and vice versa.

"Due to real nigga relativity, don't ever feel down on yourself."

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Real Damn Deal

A word used to describe something awesome, cool or nice/good looking.

"That chick was the real damn deal"

"That car is the real damn deal"

by STrevI October 26, 2008

The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022