porch monkey

in the past, porch monkey has a term used when referencing someone of african american decent...on July 21, 2006 Randle Graves altered the meaning of porch monkey for the better...he reclaimed the term and changed its meaning to not be a racial slur against african americans but a mere term to discribe any lazy person...black or white

Yesterday, my cousin sat on the couch and watched tv all day long, he can be such a porch monkey sometimes

by John Robison July 22, 2006

love monkey

monkey of love; friend who spreads happiness and joy to their fellow love monkey and makes them laugh and enjoys their company when they're down in the dumps.AND does not need to have romantically emotional attachments.a love monkey and a gf/bf do not have to be the same person, but they could be.

girl 1- hey, did you know louis is my love monkey?
girl 2- but isnt phillip your boyfriend?
girl 1- yah... but a love monkey and a boyfriend are two seperate things! damn, your stupid.

by to the woah May 16, 2005

thunder monkey

A sexy/head-strong/self-confident female who laughs at herself easily by day, and moonlights as a superhero by night.

"Hey Thunder Monkey, way to save the city from near-destruction again! And damn girl, nice butt!"

by the riles you know April 27, 2006

monkey facing

Before sex, both participators shave each others pubic hair off. When the male reaches the moment of climax, spunks over the woman's face then proceeds to throw the pubes over said woman so they stick. Thus rendering the woman 'monkey faced'.

"Fancy a monkey facing Deidre?"

by Chrissles August 3, 2006

monkey mint

noun

a menthol cigarette. more precisely, a newport cigarette

let me get a hit of that monkey mint!!!!

by Ted O. April 26, 2005

monkey dick

a bluetooth headset in some ones ear.

bluetooth guy: "Yes Jim, We are hitting an all time record on the charts! We should celebrate with crumpets and tea my lad."

random guy: "Hey dude, are you talking to me?"

bluetooth guy: "No sir, I am not, I am on the phone."

random guy: "You don't look like you're on the phone, pull that Monkey Dick out of your ear you fag!"

bluetooth guy: "Oh my, how atrocious you are! *faints*"

by niggerama February 27, 2008

Monkey Sex

see "monkeylove"; primitive, animalistic, jungle-like lovemaking

we made sweet monekylove

by MNO September 2, 2004